Hey, I don't know if you know what a guido is, but I will tell you anyway. Along time ago, Italian immigrants began pouring into the cities of America's northeast. Their children did some cool stuff, and their grandchildren became guidos. The unique species known as the guido, is known for a hair style called the blowback, a wife beater, lots of gold, an extremely obnoxious car and an attitude to match. Well long story short, I now have a full blowback.. And it looks, for lack of a better word retarded...
So I just got home from work.. I stink.. Seriously.. This is one of the few times in my life so far that I have not smelled wonderful. The reason for this is a new cologne I am testing. It contains the fragrances and particles of mahi mahi, prime rib, scallops, garbage, sludgy mop water, fryilator grease and Buffalo sauce. I myself am not sure that this concoction will be the great commercial success it's manufacturers anticipate.. Still, that is the beauty of the free market. Anyway.. It was my longest shift ever, and me and my blowback are quite exhausted.
Sorry dudes, but as I have given myself the lofty goal of not mentioning a certain stringed instrument, I am afraid that is all for tonight. Buy a ukulele...
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