O, Mores and Tempora

Hey there. In this post, I will put in parentheses any word which this spell checker thinks it has a better option for. I don't know why.

After purchasing my new cycling machine and finding that the chain was broken after 3 days, I endeavored (devoured) to fix it. It subsequently (subserviently) broke in 2 more places, which was annoying and slightly painful.

So it would seem that you cannot tar all moonbats (moon boats) with the same brush.. Actually tar contains chemicals which can harm the environment, so that is not perhaps the best metaphor to use. The reason that I say this is because upon the return of our fully qualified veterinary technician, somehow his discussion with my mother turned to politics.. I don't know, but it is my opinion that you should probably not discuss politics with someone who is about to pay you and has the opportunity to not do so.. It turns out that his political idols are in chronological order Thomas Jefferson, Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan. Did you know that being a homeopathic (Homo)con artist does not automatically make you think that Dennis Kucinich (Conch) should be president of the universe? Also, I fully expected him to drive a prius (Paris) or Subaru outback, but I was again surprised to discover that he is the owner of a very large American Ford escape..

Have you ever thought about growing a beard so long that you could use it as a towel? Neither have I.

Tomorrow after my religious obligations are completed, I am going to go to the store to buy ribs, which will then sit in a garbage can with charcoal for 8 hours.. I have the the perfect rib formula. While the pork smolders away, I am going to jam mandolin with Chris and his dad's bluegrass band, which should be pretty cool..

I have a feeling that next week will be my last as a lazy 19yr old who sits on the couch all day. Dude, I am so old. I am preparing for my website technician interview, by going through all my experiences with computers, and trying to make watching Youtube (Tobe) videos sound professional. All I could come up with was my Internship at a country station, this blog, my high school computer use, and also stretching the truth by saying that my dad taught me everything he knows about computers. Wow, I just found ketchup in my elbow.. Is that weird?