Spongebonbon, Ukulebricklae and Moonbatten

Oh hey there. It is now very early on a Saturday morning, and I am sitting here at a computer. I just uploaded videos of myself playing ukulele, but they did not seem to work properly.

I met up with Amber today, and she told me that I will be getting a call next week.. Amber is slowly taking over the Cheshire Horse. I also applied for some night hours at Dunkin Donuts.. Dude, I want 2 jobs.

Other businesses applied to today:
. Hannafords
. Joann Fabrics
. Bergeron Construction
. Nieghbors

What to do? I seem to be feeling far too tired to purposely write anything interesting, and so whatever comes next is likely to be accidental.

Well here I am. There is nothing left to do before I go to sleep, so now I am at the point where I am watching Looney Tunes and re-reading the texts and emails that I got today. I love these old cartoons. Haha, awesome!! Daffy just entered a yard full of dogs on a swing and said swing just returned Daffyless.. Wow.. I am tired. Have you ever tried to sing in front of a semi serious crowd and forgotten what song you were singing halfway through? I have.. In connection with this, have you ever wondered why so many Irish songs have semi gibberish lyrics? This Irish invention is called "lilting", and arose from the very same scenario I just described. Did you know that ukuleles are not Hawaiian? It is true. The Ukulele is basically a Portuguese instrument called the braguinha, which was brought to the Hawaiian Empire in the 1850's by the Portuguese immigrants who cut sugar cane all day.. Clearly being too busy with sugar to play music, the Hawiians took over the portuguese instruments and adapted them to their traditional music.

I have come to the conclusion that I do not very much enjoy talking about myself.. It is odd, but when there is nothing else to explore literarily, one often finds the easiest subject matter close to home. With that in mind, I would like to explore what you have read of my fine work up to this point..

It seems that a lot of what I have written about lately is my difficulty in securing gainful employment. It has been a long long search, and hopefully it is nearly over as the law of averages should start kicking in this weekend.

I also have been writing about politics.. It seems odd to me that while having the freedom to write about almost anything, I would choose something that I hate talking about..

Well.. That is all I can think of without reading past posts.. Something that I really think I have done a good job at is not making you feel too uncomfortable. Apart from body hair and powdering my testicles with Gold Bond, I really do not think I have been too awkward. I know some of you who read this have a strong dislike of religion, and others are inclined towards being right. From what I can remember, I have covered my own religious experiences in a laid back NPR sort of way.. I could write a religious blog if I wanted to, but I do not wish to do so. I would prefer a ukulele blog with religious elements.. Ukuleles.. Buy one today; you know you want to!!!