Anaconda, Butterfly Knife and Chaucer

Oh hey, thank you for joining us.

So how are you? I am fine thank you. I only had one class today. It turned out that my writing style had again landed me in a spot of inclement weather potato wise.. I used the phrase "cursory examination of the relevant facts" at one point in my paper, and was again accused of plagiarism. Quite frankly I am not surprised because judging by the vocabulary exhibited by so many of my classmates, a professor should become suspicious if the words "like" and "dude" are left out of any given sentence.

Wow, that was really bitter and looks far more angry than I intended it to be. I really do not feel that way at all, in fact many of my classmates are delightful people with writing skills far surpassing my own and with speaking skills I could only dream of um... Speaking...I now feel like one of those people who goes on Youtube to watch kids playing guitars so they can leave negative and creepy comments. There are many people worse than those who are abusive through the Internet, but they are certainly on the list..

So last night, before I went to work on a paper, I ended up watching Juno. Did you know women make babies? I also played mandolin for the Keene Pops choir... Which was weird. Did you know that they now make lollipops that are imitation butterfly knives? It is kind of like chocolate cigarettes, or Ballpark chew.... Only you don't suck on a butterfly knife.. You do? That is weird..

Anyway, it is my birthday tomorrow. 19? wow, that's almost 20.. That's scary dude.. I am like totally a quarter of the way through life.. Provided I do not make any exceptionally poor choices.. I think it is time for a quarter life crisis... I am going to buy all the stuff I wanted but could not afford when I was 9 or 10. Well, anyway, I should be going somewhere in a minute or two for some awesome super fun!!
These latest posts really Andrew Zimmern... Wicked bad. Well, enjoy your evening or hopefully day, if you have something better to do than be totally given cancer of the eyes by your computer screen.